Hey, I took an art course once so I should know a thing or two about the visual and temporal renderings of the Great Masters as well as the Nouveau, Op Art or the trendy new Steampunk.  So, to probe your right hemisphere (or is it the left?), here is a Multiple Choice Quiz.  Please take a breath and center yourself before you attempt answering!

This photo is:

• A Negative Space Study of a canoe paddle.
• A Stress Test of a saw blade.
• A Way to eliminate part of the plank so I can use the rest of the wood for something really interesting.
• A way to spy on my neighbors through something they would never suspect. 
• The beginnings of my wife’s birthday present.